Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Why do most people have a web page? To put up silly pictures of of themselves, their friends, and their favourite pets, to publish long lists of links, and to tell stories. Well, I'm the same as everyone else -- I like stories, and I'm bad at telling them. But hopefully with practice I will improve. For now, you can suffer through writings about various events in my life.